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[rumblelina]

A~hem. Hear me, hear me for I am speaking to you! I believe that some of you baby tiny little ants are gravely needing a clue. Don't go anywhere without it. In fact do not go anywhere anyplace whatever place!

This man of men? HE IS A LIAR, A DE~CEI~VER, A FALSE WITNESS, A FAB~RICATOR, A CHARLATAN, A SWINDLER, A SHAM, A PHONY, A FRAUD! He's wrong wrong wrong! Get it? Not a smoker, a joker or midnight toker. Don't be helping him. Don't be listening to him.

Or you'll be sorry.

Comments

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

[...of Bertol putting in earplugs; GOD LINA]

video:

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

[She appears to be rummaging through a bright green plastic trunk. Looking for, ah, a a speakerphone (http://www.synthtopia.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/audio-ease-speakerphone.jpg).]

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Aren't we supposed to be on the same side?

[he shouts because... ear plugs]

video:

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

[She's about to speak into the device but turns toward him to reply.]

You are suggesting advising prescribing something else?

THEY WON'T LISTEN.

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE SHOUTING. THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.

video:

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

There is always ever unceasing choices. HEARING AND LISTENING ARE DIFFERENT.

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[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Why don't you go scream in Bob the Builder's ear?

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[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

I hate abhor despise him so much right now.

[Her dark green fingernails look lovely while they pat the speakerphone.]

Maybe I will~

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Can we fix it~?

[said as he pulls a thin bone out from his breast pocket: mmm mmm good]

video:

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

No, it's fucked.

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Goddman, man, you are such a Negative Nancy.

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[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Oh no. You did not just call me a "Negative Nancy."

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Let's check.

[he makes a show of searching his desk, and then pulls up a piece of paper]

Ah, here: one, Lazlo Jamf, also known as Negative, also known as Nancy.

video:

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Well, let me show you a map of the one person who cares:

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Why does that show your location?

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[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

No, pal. That's you. You really are dense.

The Imoplex is melted. Are you going to help patch this hellhole up or not?

video:

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

Are you going to give me a better office?

[never mind he has bones upon bones to throw into the fray]

video:

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Do you know how many offices are in this place? Just walk in and take one.

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[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

It's the principle of the thing.

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[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

[Claps her hands.]

Call him a nerd geek dweeb. See what happens!