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[rumblelina]

STUDENTS OF WESTERBERG HIGH.
This is your principle speaking talking communicating~~

The circle cycle loop as come back to the beginning. I am just as overjoyed as you. My, my my. How the summer has treated some of you.

(ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiiife)

IT IS NOT A DREAM, THE SEMESTER ROLLS ON~ Hold back those tears of joy! HOLD CLAMP RESTRAIN I SAY. Now that we are all mature minds let us be discussing a few some couple of matters.

ZERO TOLERANCE stands strong! DON'T MAKE ME USE IT.

Pray, ask what the zero is for? CHANCES after the punishable conduct~~~SO this means: No weapons. No questionable~ substances. No deviant behavior. No violence. SO WE WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM.
B e s i d e s...... none of that is helpful to learning.
 

 

Oh~ learning! Such rewards lie in education! It is so nice good wonderful to be getting As and Bs, yes? Happy joyful elated are your parents, yes? IF YOU SAID NO.... When you succeed, Westerberg succeeds....and gets funds to ensure more student success. Do we not  WANT WISH DESIRE to succeed together? Together means better books! Better utensils! Better labs! Better sports equiptment! Possibly better dances socials parties.

STUDY STUDY STUDY for you, for us, for papermache decorations and a chance to wear taffeta! OR STUDY FOR COLLEGE IT ISN'T THAT FAR AWAY~~

Filtered to Westerberg Teaching Staff;
I am counting relying depending on you too! I don't want furlough days either. Let us be having a great year!

And and and before I am forgetting, encourage the studants... I mean students to be talking to you. BECAUSE IT IS SO HARD TO BE YOUNG~~~so they say.

Comments

[chessmastering.livejournal.com]

Is the definition of deviant behaviour a subjective standard?

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

SUBJECT TO CHANGE~~~ Really, you can behave, yes?

[chessmastering.livejournal.com]

Naturally, Principal Lina.

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

Good. I WILL be watching you.

[thiefparker.livejournal.com]

I've never been to high school before.

Now I've been here.

Can I leave now?

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

No no no no. Graduate, then you leave. THAT IS HOW IT WORKS FUNCTIONS~

[thiefparker.livejournal.com]

How do I do that?

Can I do that tomorrow?

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[thenormalsquint]

I can encourage, but actually getting it past all the raging hormones will be hard.

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[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

There must be a channel. Or when all else fails falters lets down BUILD A DAM!

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[thenormalsquint]

This is a high school, not a river. Teens come with a built-in dam anyway.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

Maybe some better cleaning equipment as well? I'm running low on swiffers...

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

What happened to the others? THERE WERE SO MANY! I was informed told notified they would be rationed!

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

Rations..

Unless someone helped themselves to my supplies.

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[calculusdragon.livejournal.com]

I think this will be a very good year and of course I am willing to help the students with whatever problems they have, be they mathematical or personal.

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[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

HOPEFULLY easy manageable simple problems whiiiile we are hoping.

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[calculusdude.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, simple problems are certainly preferable, unless they are math problems, in which case they ought to be reasonably difficult. Especially if we want to beat the other schools in the mathlete competition.

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

What about those of us seniors who bring notoriety and prestige to the school through our charmingly good looks and impressive athletic capabilities? We get a little leeway on the grading right? Like grading with a hella sexy curvaceous curve?

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

That is for the teacher professor educators~ I'D HIT THE BOOKS if I were you.

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

You mean like with a bat or... fiiiiiine. Hitting the books.

Soccer troll gooooo

[unjust-siberian.livejournal.com]

You are so full of yourself, Morgan.

Soccer troll gooooo

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Pot-kettle-black, man. You know what they say about birds of a feather...

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

This should so be allowed.

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Right? I don't know why it's not. I mean those of us who give more to the school should get a little som-somethin', right?

[unjust-siberian.livejournal.com]

So what exactly do you call deviant behavior?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Okay but I have to get out of class early so that I can decorate for the beginning of school pep rally. We've been working on this dance for three weeks and the gym looks laaaaame right now.