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STUDENTS OF WESTBERG HIGH.
This is your principle speaking talking communicating~♥

FINALS ARE HERE. You've made it! How DELIGHTFUL WONDERFUL PLEASANT. I wish to say that I am having as good of a time as you. I am DISPLEASED UNHAPPY CROSS. Let's fix that. With presents.

And I have a surprise gift present for EVERYONE.
It's called:
ZERO TOLERANCE
The zero is for the amount of mercy if you are found guilty of a crime~ DUN DUN DUN!
Starting now~
Bags purses backpacks will be checked at the door.
Students will be subjected to random locker checks.


You can run, but you can't hide evade conceal yourself from Bensen and Stabler!
DO YOU LIKE THEM~? I am thinking mascot!  CUTE CUTE CUTE.

 
Telling an authoritative person something to prevent disaster is COMMENDABLE GOOD PRAISEWORTHY ACT.
Oh~? But are you scared afraid concerned about singing like the canary. DON'T WORRY TWEETY.
Give a ring-a-ling-ling to the HOTLINE! Operators are standing by~

Next following upcoming year there will be very special educational seminars on SEXUAL HARASSMENT FOR EVERYONE. No bad touches molestation illicit conduct. NOT IN THIS HOUSE~  And if you are so sad unhappy down WE HAVE COUNSELORS to listen to you talking.

Now, what was I going to say speak tell? OH YES. I hope that the fruits of your studying labor are JUICY.

FILTERED TO WESTBERG STAFF;
I found located discovered a temporary coffee machine. VERY CHEAP. No tipping required~

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-27 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Thanks for finding a replacement for the coffee machine. Still would like to know where it went, though.

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-27 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
I don't know. WHY IS THIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU.

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
That's not it! It's just, people shouldn't take away coffee machines. If that's what happened.

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-27 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
In that case~ I appoint dub place you as head of the COFFEE MACHINE TASK FORCE.

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-27 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Do I get an own office?

... What do I have to do?

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-28 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
Solve the mystery puzzle query. GOOD LUCK, Mr. Smith.

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

Date: 2009-03-28 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Okay. I'm on it.

Date: 2009-03-27 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com
Westberg's mascots are a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Date: 2009-03-27 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
Their crime? Heartachingly HARDWORKING DETERMINED STAUCH defenders of the campus.

Date: 2009-03-27 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com
I hope they've been tested for rabies.

Date: 2009-03-27 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com
I'm ready for exams.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
Are you~?

REMARKABLE EXTRAORDINARY UNBELIEVABLE HOW WELL YOU TESTED. Considering prior~

Date: 2009-03-28 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com
You know I am never less than prepared.

Date: 2009-03-27 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] necromerchant.livejournal.com
Do I have to attend? I'm legal age, you know.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
YES. They are for you everyone one and all

[Anonymous Call To Hotline]

Date: 2009-03-27 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com
Ummm, I heard Blair Waldorf talking about how she got the answers to one of the tests and will be sneaking the answer sheet into class.

[ooc: Kara is actually using her superspeed to set Blair up, but Blair-mun okayed it for Blair to be caught with an answer sheet to a test.]

Re: [Anonymous Call To Hotline]

Date: 2009-03-28 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com
[ooc: Kara can be an evil bitch if she needs to be!]

Date: 2009-03-27 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theserenashow.livejournal.com
What's going to happen to Coach Blake?

[ooc; Serena was one of the girls Blair claimed was also involved.]

Date: 2009-03-28 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
THAT IS CURRENTLY UNDER SCRUTINY INVESTIGATION PROCESS.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theserenashow.livejournal.com
Will anyone be questioned?

Date: 2009-03-28 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
Oh, what a sense of humor you have! OF COURSE.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
OH COME OUT AND SAY ASK SPEAK. I am asking ALL involved parties. I will even question interrogate interview the walls IF THEY WILL GIVE INFORMATION.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
They love adore dote upon ME~

Date: 2009-03-28 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
But there is nothing for you to worry fret be concerned over. RIGHT?

Date: 2009-03-28 11:55 pm (UTC)

[Private/Unhackable]

Date: 2009-03-28 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com
Headmistress, Blair didn't cheat on that exam. I set her up because I wanted her to pay for what she did to Coach Blake. I'm really sorry. And I understand the zero tolerance thing. I'll clean out my locker.

[Private/Unhackable]

Date: 2009-03-28 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
...I WANTED TO NAB TRAP GET THAT----......

Very well. Naughty mischievous clever Kara goes off off on break early. Do behave next semester. I WILL NOT BE SO MERCIFUL~

Re: [Private/Unhackable]

Date: 2009-03-28 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com
...

You're serious, I can come back next semester? Thank you. I promise, no more trouble from me, I swear.

[Private/Unhackable]

Date: 2009-03-28 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com
My jokes jests funnies are much more obvious.

NO TROUBLE AGAIN THIS IS THE LAST TIME. Sooo~ glad you understand.
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