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STUDENTS OF WESTBERG HIGH.
This is your principle speaking talking communicating~♥

FINALS ARE HERE. You've made it! How DELIGHTFUL WONDERFUL PLEASANT. I wish to say that I am having as good of a time as you. I am DISPLEASED UNHAPPY CROSS. Let's fix that. With presents.

And I have a surprise gift present for EVERYONE.

It's called:

ZERO TOLERANCE
The zero is for the amount of mercy if you are found guilty of a crime~ DUN DUN DUN!
Starting now~
Bags purses backpacks will be checked at the door.
Students will be subjected to random locker checks.

You can run, but you can't hide evade conceal yourself from Bensen and Stabler!
DO YOU LIKE THEM~? I am thinking mascot! CUTE CUTE CUTE.

Telling an authoritative person something to prevent disaster is COMMENDABLE GOOD PRAISEWORTHY ACT.
Oh~? But are you scared afraid concerned about singing like the canary. DON'T WORRY TWEETY.
Give a ring-a-ling-ling to the HOTLINE! Operators are standing by~

Next following upcoming year there will be very special educational seminars on SEXUAL HARASSMENT FOR EVERYONE. No bad touches molestation illicit conduct. NOT IN THIS HOUSE~ And if you are so sad unhappy down WE HAVE COUNSELORS to listen to you talking.

Now, what was I going to say speak tell? OH YES. I hope that the fruits of your studying labor are JUICY.

FILTERED TO WESTBERG STAFF;
I found located discovered a temporary coffee machine. VERY CHEAP. No tipping required~