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[rumblelina]

STUDENTS OF WESTBERG HIGH.
This is your principle speaking talking communicating~♥

FINALS ARE HERE. You've made it! How DELIGHTFUL WONDERFUL PLEASANT. I wish to say that I am having as good of a time as you. I am DISPLEASED UNHAPPY CROSS. Let's fix that. With presents.

And I have a surprise gift present for EVERYONE.

It's called:

ZERO TOLERANCE
The zero is for the amount of mercy if you are found guilty of a crime~ DUN DUN DUN!
Starting now~
Bags purses backpacks will be checked at the door.
Students will be subjected to random locker checks.

You can run, but you can't hide evade conceal yourself from Bensen and Stabler!
DO YOU LIKE THEM~? I am thinking mascot!  CUTE CUTE CUTE.

 

Telling an authoritative person something to prevent disaster is COMMENDABLE GOOD PRAISEWORTHY ACT.
Oh~? But are you scared afraid concerned about singing like the canary. DON'T WORRY TWEETY.
Give a ring-a-ling-ling to the HOTLINE! Operators are standing by~

Next following upcoming year there will be very special educational seminars on SEXUAL HARASSMENT FOR EVERYONE. No bad touches molestation illicit conduct. NOT IN THIS HOUSE~  And if you are so sad unhappy down WE HAVE COUNSELORS to listen to you talking.

Now, what was I going to say speak tell? OH YES. I hope that the fruits of your studying labor are JUICY.

FILTERED TO WESTBERG STAFF;
I found located discovered a temporary coffee machine. VERY CHEAP. No tipping required~

Comments

WESTERBERG HIGH STAFF FILTER

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Thanks for finding a replacement for the coffee machine. Still would like to know where it went, though.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Westberg's mascots are a lawsuit waiting to happen.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I'm ready for exams.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

Do I have to attend? I'm legal age, you know.

[Anonymous Call To Hotline]

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Ummm, I heard Blair Waldorf talking about how she got the answers to one of the tests and will be sneaking the answer sheet into class.

[ooc: Kara is actually using her superspeed to set Blair up, but Blair-mun okayed it for Blair to be caught with an answer sheet to a test.]

[theserenashow.livejournal.com]

What's going to happen to Coach Blake?

[ooc; Serena was one of the girls Blair claimed was also involved.]

1/1 hehehehe

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

[fullferricelric.livejournal.com]

[Private/Unhackable]

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Headmistress, Blair didn't cheat on that exam. I set her up because I wanted her to pay for what she did to Coach Blake. I'm really sorry. And I understand the zero tolerance thing. I'll clean out my locker.